Friday, March 28, 2008

Icky

Oops almost forgot to blog today --
I gotta really start concentrating on school starting tomorrow. I have a whole 6 page essay due next week (and I only got a C+ on the proposal booo) and my Japanese Oral next Friday (that I'm super scared about!!).
I'm glad my TA, Chloe, is doing a recommendation letter for me for the exchange! I just have to give my sensei the sheet and I can finally relax about that (and cross my fingers they have good things to say about me)!

Got my hair cut and dyed today! Yaay he cut off all the dead/damaged parts but kept the length. It looks like it has a good weight to it now IMO. I chose dark brown for my haircolour.. but it looks pitch BLACK (and it makes my face look really pale). I hope it turns dark brown in the next 2 washes like he said... and I hope it's not a tactic to get me to come back to fix. Oh gosh... oh and remind me to get super chubby and ugly for my next appointment with him........

And then we went to eat Peanutynoodows @ Richeemond and play $5 worth of fun games at Espot.
My title as best race car driver still holds thank you very much.

OMG I just realized I have my facial appt tmr and I have so much Japanese homework to do and I wanted to run on the treadmill too!! AH gotta sleep now.

I will leave you with this:

10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of
confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

4. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.

8. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

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